The next time you are in town for a work event, let Erin be the one to chase those blues away. I can be the date that you have always dreamed of. Sure, you can spend your time with your work associates but why would you settle for less when the best is right here waiting for you? Give me the chance to spice up your life a little bit. After all, don't you want a break from the same old same?
You can head to the bar for a beer with the same people that you engage in boring small talk with on an everyday basis. Or, you can spend some time with me. This is your chance to step outside of your usual norm. I'm even willing to come with you if you would like a date. I'll make you the envy of every man in the room. Plus, I'm a scintillating conversationalist.
All of that sounds great, I'll bet. I'm not the girl who is going to parties and giving lap dances to just anybody. I'm a special companion who loves spending time with discerning gentlemen. If you know how to treat a woman like me, that is a major plus. Rude and pushy men are such a turn off. Not to worry, you can still get a lap dance after the work event has concluded and we're ready to head back to the room.
Business conferences and work events are not always fun. That's why you need a companion like me to make sure that everything goes according to plan. It's time for you to shake yourself out of your doldrums and let Erin handle everything. We can make manufacture the best time that you have ever had. Maybe we can even step out of the meetings for a few minutes...